In this episode: Our Heroes and guest Umba the Street Taco discuss the 1987 film "Near Dark," covering its 80s vibe, goth appeal, standout performances, soundtrack, Catherine Bigelow's direction, and James Cameron's influence. Ending with thoughts on its cult status and potential as a franchise.
261: Short Circuit (819 8005)
260: Stargate (a Forrest Gump Ancient Aliens film)
259: Mortal Kombat Kolon Whatever?
258: Point Break (shallow as a mud puddle or deep as an abyss?!)
257: Roxanne (a Parkour movie!)
256: The Terminator (Wait... Bill Paxton doesn't die..!?)
255: Shooter (A Jason from Bourne movie)
254: The Creator
253: Never too Young to Die (John Stamos vs. a cross dressing Gene Simmons)
In this Episode: Our Heroes discuss the honestly ridiculous 80s flick: Never too Young Too Die... This one has Gene Simmons as a cross dressing Frankenfurter-esque villain who's chasing a teenage uncle Jessie from Full house. Now keep in mind that Uncle Jessie is a gymnastics expert and has James Bond for a dad and you're about as prepared as you can bee for this masterpiece of shite cinema. Tune in!